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Three minutes
You have been listening
To the Weidner Big Band
Conducted by Professor Jim Weidner
The music fading out like a poorly tuned radio
Surges and rushes, the horns tinny and distant
I just want to pay my bill
Thank you.
ReplyDeleteGosh I hope you aren't still on hold. Three minutes is about my limit.
ReplyDeleteArgh. How frustrating.
ReplyDeleteHow uncultured of you to put bill paying over a rare opportunity to listen to Professor Jim's big band!
ReplyDeleteWe have been on that call, on and off, for six years. I never got Professor Jim's big band, however. Which college owns you now?
ReplyDeleteUniversity of Missouri-St. Louis
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